The distance between Velgarien and what does not exist is sufficient. It is re-measured annually.
ORDER OF PROCEEDINGS – FESTIVAL OF SUFFICIENT DISTANCE ISSUED BY: Department of Atmospheric Presentation (Bureau 3, Ceiling Office), in coordination with Bureau 1 and Bureau 11 VALID FOR: the day of the festival, which always falls on a Tuesday, even when it falls on a Thursday ATTENDANCE: mandatory; joy: scheduled 06:00 – Productivity Anxiety Window (regular). Citizens are asked to use it today as on every day; the festival replaces no duty, it adds one. 06:15 – Joy. Bureau 11 reminds citizens that joy is scheduled for Tuesdays, which is why the festival always takes place on a Tuesday. Citizens who experience joy on a Thursday because the festival has fallen on a Thursday will not be prosecuted; for the duration of the festival the Thursday is declared a Tuesday. The Bureau of Historical Necessity amends the calendars accordingly. 07:00 – Painting begins. The ceiling above Velgarien is this year once again painted in shade 7004-V, "Optimistic Grey", not to be confused with 7005-V,...
From the lore of Velgarien.