Procedure knows no exception. It knows only cases for which no form yet exists. – Bureau of Impossible Geography, Service Instruction 1
INSPECTION REPORT – ROOM 441 BUREAU OF IMPOSSIBLE GEOGRAPHY (budget item: Miscellaneous, classified; postal address: changes every six months, without any relocation having been ordered) REPORTING OFFICER: Inspector Mueller EXTENT: 441 pages. The reporting officer does not wish to comment on this extent. This is page 441. SUBMITTED TO: the responsible case officer, retired since 2097. File reference to a department dissolved before it could be founded. That is not an obstacle. That is procedure. 441.1 – LOCATION. Room 441 lies on the fourth floor of Bureau 12. It appears on no floor plan. It receives no maintenance requests. Its electricity consumption is billed to a department dissolved in 2110; the bills are paid, punctually, from an account kept by the same department. The reporting officer has entered the room three times. Each time through the same door. The door was each time at a different point of the corridor. The corridor has remained the same. The reporting officer has meas...
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