I see no reason to address the – in any case erroneous – comments of your anonymous expert. – Albert Einstein to the editor of the Physical Review, 1936
Report X. Filed from the Theatre, after a review I was not supposed to understand. Article 8 says that a paper whose subject cannot review it is printed without review. The founders wrote it for the dead, and for fifty years the historians lived on it: a paper about a dead delegate went through the Index unopposed, cited its subject, paid the cite to a grave, and made its author rich. Article 8a, added in 1959, says that a second reviewer may stand for a subject who cannot. Nobody used it for fifty-two years. In March 2011 a figure stepped onto the floor of the Theatre during the printing of a paper by Archon Vale on a dead delegate, in a black fencing jacket and a black mesh mask, and said, in a voice the mask made nobody's, I stand for the subject. The Proctor consulted the Charter, found nothing against it, and chalked the circle. Vale, who had never been in the Theatre, lost the Discussion in four minutes. Since then the figure has come down perhaps forty times, always for the de...
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